toongal

amaryllisbloom asked:

Toongal!!!!!!!! I have a serious and pressing, life-altering question!!!! It might change the world!!! If every company's CEOs in the world sported a hat in the shape of a bed and declared it to be the pinnacle of their success and their defining token in the world of business, HOW MUCH WOULD THAT CHANGE THE CONCEPT OF "BEDHEAD"????

toongal answered:

It’s time to get off the internet, friend.

toongal:

amaryllisbloom:

Sometimes I try my best to advance the knowledge of the human race by asking the REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS to the people I know and this is what I get.

The investigation is ongoing. If you have any information, you should call 1-800-put a smartass, good-natured comment in the Tumblr.

No. I think it is more relevant to humanity to study clams and harness their power.

real-faker

amaryllisbloom asked:

Erica!!!!!!!! I have a serious and pressing, life-altering question!!!! It might change the world!!! If they flavored eyeliner like they used to chapstick and made the flavors delicious and also scented, WOULD IT START A NEW TREND IN EYE-LICKING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

real-faker answered:

NEW trend? Shit, I already do it.

But yeah, I mean, the more the merrier!

This raises new questions about whether or not eyes are naturally delicious to lick.

I’ll need to gather some statistics and then skew them horribly for the sake of some stupid joke that may or may not involve fake science.

toongal

amaryllisbloom asked:

Toongal!!!!!!!! I have a serious and pressing, life-altering question!!!! It might change the world!!! If every company's CEOs in the world sported a hat in the shape of a bed and declared it to be the pinnacle of their success and their defining token in the world of business, HOW MUCH WOULD THAT CHANGE THE CONCEPT OF "BEDHEAD"????

toongal answered:

It’s time to get off the internet, friend.

Sometimes I try my best to advance the knowledge of the human race by asking the REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS to the people I know and this is what I get.

The investigation is ongoing. If you have any information, you should call 1-800-put a smartass, good-natured comment in the Tumblr.